Episodes

Episode 1!- “Sound”

A king who finds strength in silence and even more strength in whispering, a lady with screaming powers, a man with a musical face, and a trucker who’s fillings pick up CB radio signals!

 

Episode 2!- “Weapons”

Who says hitting, welding, and shooting can’t be superpowers, too?

 

Episode 3!- “Cosmic Brownies”

Is it possible to take the phrase, “out of this world” too literally?

 

Episode 4!- “Who Killed Monkey Joe?”

What happens when all you have to offer is various forms of water, squirrels, clocks, or a surplus of misplaced eyes?

 

Episode 5!- “Never Put a Hat on an Egg.”

“Which is more offensive: a heroine with lady-hormone-mentrual power, a gay stereotype who fights the “Hemo-Goblin”, an alcoholic Irishwoman, or a very racist egg?

 

Episode 6!- “Drugs are for Squares”

What do an angry drunk hero who can’t control her powers, a human bouncing ball who just wanted a soda, a half alien who’s father forced experimental drugs on him, and a literal coke fiend have in common?

 

Episode 7!- “Mashed Potato Flubber”

Acid sweat, mashed potato flubber, flesh-eating maggots, and acid vomit: is it what’s inside that counts?

 

Episode 8!- “Mrs. Doubtfire 2”

What do a man who cross-dresses as an octogenarian, a disgraced athlete, a vigilante apiarist, and an orphan raised by birds, have in common? Nothing(!),  in that they have no powers…or do they?! Well, no. They don’t.

 

Episode 9!- “Swiss Army Niiice”

Do the clothes make the man? Or whatever the female equivalent of a man is…lady man? We’ve got a whole circusy parade of characters for you, all of whom should have probably just gone naked instead.

 

Episode 10!- “Don’t Bring a Knife to a Kite Fight”

We’re still not sure if the clothes do make the man or lady. Does it help if the suit is made of kite? How about a vibranium suit of armor? What about a suit that can produce a literal crime ring? What if a person makes an outfit out of asbestos? Let’s find the answers to these burning questions in our suits sequel, Suits 2: Oots! or…Don’t Bring a Knife to a Kite Fight

 

Episode 11!- “Mongoose Blood”

Every superhero needs a good origin story. Only some of them actually have good ones. These goofballs get started in the unlikeliest (a.k.a. stupidest) ways. Stay tuned to learn the dramatic origin tales of Elongated Man, Armory, The Guardian, and The Whizzer!

 

Episode 12!- “Dimensional Whoopsie-Doodles”

What if you were sooooo goooood at spooooorts that it was practically a super-power? Or even better, ACTUALLY a super-power! These super-athletes will kick crime’s butt with their actual power, THE POWER OF SPORTS!!!

This episode, Kit and Trent switch to a two-character format instead of four. We think you’ll like the results!

 

Episode 13!- “Midwestern Chunklets”

People love it when you identify them exclusively by the size of their body! Just ask your friends Skinny Tim and Average-Weight Wendy! What? Those people don’t exist? Oh, yeah. People only do that to you if you’re fat. Even when you’re just trying to fight some crime like any other costumed vigilante. Yikesers!

 

Episode 14!- “Blood Justice”

One young man from a different planet with an indomitable digestive system, and another young man from earth with the power of 1000 murdered people show us what they are made of. Do these lads have what it takes to be true heroes?